The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
hey whats that film where michael cera plays an awkward teenager
give me attention so i can ignore you
when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with
when someone you hate tries to make a joke
|—||Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)|
life would be so much easier if i were cute
when people start getting close to your friends
"talk dirty to me"
Brad Pitt: “Yep, I’m hot. Upload away”
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi