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what undergarments do mermaids with a knowledge of basic mathematics wear to support their breasts?
no mermaids aren’t real they don’t wear anything welcome to the real world
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for
captain america 2 wasnt a movie it was a spiritual journey
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you have? tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
But i mean like you do know he’s seventy now right.
Take me back to the 60’s and then we’ll talk.