ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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(via foodnun)

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

(via communistbakery)

pokemolly:

snorlaxatives:

WHY IS THERE A “RECENTLY DELETED” PHOTO ALBUM IN IOS8???? I DONT DELETE PHOTOS FOR THEM TO GO TO THEIR OWN LITTLE ALBUM I WANT ALL THOSE FAILED SELFIES GONE FOR GOOD

what am i supposed to do with all these nudes???

(via snorlaxatives)