spicy-vagina-tacos:

if you’re feeling embarrassed by middle school you, just remember during my scene phase my catch phrase was “pink is punk 101” which was influenced by zoey 101


ffxded:

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

(via punkrockgay)


lameborghini:

not having a crush is a blessing but also boring as hell


(via coluring)


stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


thelordofthebuttz:

it’s so weird having the same birthday as someone else like wow get out this is my special day i’m not sharing it go crawl back up that vagina and wait another day buddy

(via itsalovely-place)


I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

(via daughter-of-the-stars)



(via fryertruck)



flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via hate)


thelordofthebuttz:

it’s so weird having the same birthday as someone else like wow get out this is my special day i’m not sharing it go crawl back up that vagina and wait another day buddy

(via itsalovely-place)


I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape

Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione: ...
Ron: ..
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron: so?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: Harry no
Harry: Snape 5ever

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)